I tried to make this:
and this is how it turned out:
What do you think? Which one looks better? I think mine looks like a pile of meat which I don’t mind. It was delicious, steak with mushrooms and red wine reduction sauce. Boringest post Evar! (I’m out of practice)
Whats that you say? You have money burning a hole in your pocket and you would like to buy some new shoes? Well have I got a deal for you!
Made by Iris Scieferstein
Wow. I didn’t even notice the little gun on the back of those shoes at first glance. I was pretty focused on the gold hoofs and realistic ankle-bone styling, and then bam! there’s a gun for a heel. I mean, I had to completely revise my opinion; initially I thought they were shoes for people who love goats, but clearly, they are for people who hate goats and want to shoot them. Or maybe they are shoes for people who love goats, but hate sidewalks…?
But it does give me a good idea….what about shoes with little mace canisters on the heels, so when you ran away from a potential mugger, or maybe just an annoying date, they could spew little clouds of pepper spray in your wake. I am not sure what the rest of the shoe would look like…I guess if anti-goat shoes look like goats, anti-asshole shoes would have to look like little assholes? I am not sure I want to walk around with a pair of little assholes on my feet.
Did we ever decide if we were going to use swear words on this blog?
I think we should now decide yes, emphatically yes, we can swear on this blog. Nobody reads it but us anyways! And I like swearing doggonit!
So, I think these shoes are for the devil and I would totally wear them cause they look super comfy.
I kind of want to just pick this up where we left off and not even mention the quiet year and a half of no blog posting. It was such a momentous year and a half though. It would be difficult to ignore all that has changed so I will let the details unfold naturally. I AM SO HAPPY YOU’RE BACK! I know that starting the blog up again might be difficult for you since you still have to drive your ship out in the ocean for months at a time but I think we can do it. And at this point I’ll take anything.
Emilily is discussing. 
Carmen, and 
Emilily 2:11 pm on September 25, 2011 Permalink
Yours looks WAY better. The one in the picture looks like it has something going on besides just meat, like maybe there are some vegetables hiding out under there….also, it is a funny shade of magenta.