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  • Emilily 11:55 am on October 23, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    chicks on spaceships 

    Ok, I was a little intimidated by the 317 hours of SG-1 and SG-Atlantis I was going to have to watch to catch up to the current season, so I skipped right to the pilot episodes of SG-U. (I did read that entire Wikipedia article you linked to in your post, so I do feel somewhat educated on the franchise.) Now, I know that because I have been watching BSG a little longer, my loyalty might cause me to be slightly biased, but I think we need to discuss the role of women in both of these shows.

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    • Carmen 4:16 pm on October 23, 2009 Permalink

      I think Battlestar Galactica is, hands down, the best show ever (except for Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia). One reason BSG has been the best is the depth of the character development. Another reason is that its not a typical show. They do things on that show that you will never see on a major network (I hope Syfy doesn’t get all butthurt that I said they weren’t a major network). They kill off major characters, they talk about abortion and racism, not to mention the entire human race is in danger of going completely extinct. And they have kickass females. Ok, I know they made a woman president in 24 but she wasn’t that impressive (and i only watched the first episode). I always found BSG president (Laura Roslin) to be surprising – in a good way. Like she made the decisions that even the men couldn’t stomach, she could detach herself from the emotion and do the right thing for the benefit of the greatest amount of people. You know, I could go on and on about each one of these ladies but the big difference between them and the SGU ladies (or most any other show with chicks on it) is the predictability. Whoever writes for the shows and decides what is acceptable has a very narrow spectrum of choices for their female characters. I think this is because people are scared to push the boundaries of these roles. If its been working this long then don’t fuck with it – thats their motto. BSG pushes those boundaries and opens it up for greater movement and creativity for their characters. I’m so tired of the same ol predictable characters. I can’t even watch romantic comedies anymore because I know exactly whats going to happen at every moment.
      Speaking of a narrow spectrum of creativity – can you tell how SGU ripped off some ideas of BSG? I don’t care, I’ll still watch it. They suckered me in with the whole stargate/wormhole idea. You had me at wormhole! *tear*
      Speaking of wormholes, have you seen Fringe yet? That is another really good show that has a fantastic leading character (a woman) who is not the typical lady. I’m always surprised when she wears her FBI uniform of traditional oxford button down and its NOT buttoned down so her boobs are hanging out (like CSI Miami – that show is a joke, a bad joke). AND it has parallel universes! Thats a winning combination.

  • Emilily 1:17 pm on October 22, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    this weekend 

    YARD SALEGeez, I have been sooooo crazy busy this week and last! So much work, board meetings, UK execs in the office all next week, and I am trying to pack up and be moved out of my apartment by the end of the month! Whew. If I make it through October without losing my mind it will be a miracle.

    This is what I am doing on Saturday – I’m throwing a yard sale! I’ve posted it three different places on Craig’s List, and I’m going to nail these signs all over the neighborhood tonight. There will be donuts, and most likely some really weird customers. It would be way more fun if you were here for it!

     
    • Carmen 9:50 pm on October 22, 2009 Permalink

      I wish I could be there if only so i could take all your designer clothing. Sadly I have not finished my atom re-organizer yet so I can’t beam myself down there. Good luck and don’t let any customers use your bathroom!

    • Emilily 10:32 am on October 23, 2009 Permalink

      Well, I’m using the term “designer” loosely; anything good I will make sure to give to you rather than throw it out on the lawn with a post-it note that say “fitty cents.” And EW no one is using the bathroom. I should have put that on the sign.

    • Briana 11:53 pm on October 26, 2009 Permalink

      That would explain why I didn’t see you at the Artist Collective Yard Sale I was selling at! You Stinker! Where are you moving? Out of town?

  • Carmen 12:15 pm on October 21, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    Speaking of apps… 

    I also downloaded the TiltShiftGen app which allows you to take a picture and then render it to look like you are looking at a miniature mock up of the real thing.  It works really well and the photos look super cute.  Go get it! You will like it!

    (i did not take this pic btw)

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    • Emilily 1:29 pm on October 22, 2009 Permalink

      These apps looks super cool. I am definitely going to buy this TiltShift Generator, and look into those Bloom and Trope (and Air?) apps.

      Hey – does this mean you have an iPhone now?!?!

    • Carmen 9:51 pm on October 22, 2009 Permalink

      I’m testing out Max’s old iphone but i’m still using my tmobile dash as my main phone. In December I’ll be making the switch!

    • Emilily 10:33 am on October 23, 2009 Permalink

      Awesome! There is an app that will let me track your phone with GPS, so we can always see where the other one is! That will be fun! Or is it creepy? Nah. Fun.

    • Carmen 11:20 am on October 23, 2009 Permalink

      it will only be creepy sometimes.

    • Olga 2:07 am on October 24, 2009 Permalink

      There is an app for that Emililyly! I just found it and downloaded it. It’s called “Loopt” I downloaded Trope and Bloom too. They give me something to do during meetings. ( on silence of course) Trope works for doodling.

  • Carmen 10:59 am on October 20, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    SciFi 

    I get existential angst alot.  Its all a mystery, and quite a dark mystery at that.  I mean, we’re surrounded by all this weird stuff like wasps that lay eggs in the bellies of spiders and dark matter and dreams – what’s that all about?  Nobody knows.  Our own brains are the most confounding things ever.  I’ve been thinking alot about who we are when we’re born.  Are we born with a personality or character or is it all nurtured in?  I was holding a baby last week, he was only two weeks old.  He was totally quiet and just looking at me.  It was a pretty weird moment.  Where did this little guy come from (besides the obvious)?  Is there a soul in there?  Is there an original identity in there?  Or were those big blue eyes just absorbing it all and pathways just forming in his little brain?  Was his brain born with a collective consciousness of millions of years?  It doesn’t really matter I guess, I just like thinking about it.  This all brings me to my new show – warning, this is super nerdy and probably not in a good way – Stargate Universe.  Now, I know, Stargate? Really? with MacGyver?  I release all my preconceived notions of Stargate lameness because my love for science fiction has taken over.  I love Battlestar Galactica for its human struggles – Cylons trying to figure out what it means to be human and humans wondering the same thing as their species dwindles.  Its great!  From what I’ve seen of Stargate it brings in much more of the science fiction theories that I love (wormholes and whatnot) although the reviews I’ve read say that this new branch of the “stargate franchise” (called Universe) will be much like Battlestar Galactica with the dark human stuff.  So I looked up Stargate on wikipedia and holy shit there is a whole lotta stuff going on!  I don’t know why I’m surprised at the depth, this thing has been going on for over 10 years.  Maybe surprised is the wrong word for what I’m feeling.  I think its – impressed.  And excited.  Because, as we all know, science fiction is just a preview of whats going to happen in the future.  So far I haven’t seen any giant wasps on Stargate so hopefully our distant future is free from that.

     
    • Emilily 11:23 am on October 20, 2009 Permalink

      Whoa. 10 seasons of SG-1, 5 of Stargate Atlantis, a handful of feature films, and now Stargate Universe!? We’re going to be watching this show until it is no longer science fiction. We’ll be introducing our alien friends to it.

    • Emilily 11:27 am on October 20, 2009 Permalink

      You mean MacGyver, as in Inspector Gadget+James Bond=My-next-ex-boyfriend?

  • Emilily 1:07 pm on October 18, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Kabuki   

    there’s probably a pill for that 

    CartonsWell, I spent all day yesterday boxing stuff up and preparing for the move. I made the mistake of packing my clock and deciding to just pack until bedtime (aka, when I got tired) and then proceeded to drink an entire pot of coffee…not sure how late I stayed up, but I didn’t get out of bed today until 11:00. I am trying to downsize, and pack for…? I’m keeping only the necessities; everything else I’m selling (in this order) on Craig’s List, at consignment stores, or in next weekend’s yard sale. Anything left over is being donated* or trashed. I think it will be liberating when I’m done, even though right now it is making me crazy. I don’t know how much time I spent sorting my in-case-of-emergency mini safety pin collection into colors – gold tone, silver tone, and brass – but when I realized I had made three piles of bobby pins – good, bent, and to be repaired – I had to stop and ask myself – is there such thing as too organized?**

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    • Carmen 9:12 pm on October 19, 2009 Permalink

      I just can’t get over your OCD! There is definitely something as too organized. but i love you anyways.

    • Briana 11:47 pm on October 26, 2009 Permalink

      Are you getting rid of a couch?? I am in desperate need and had no idea you were moving. Suppose that’s why I haven’t seen you lately.

  • Carmen 9:39 am on October 17, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    My morning ride… 

    So, you know I’ve been riding my bike to work since May? I’m kind of impressed with myself because when I bought the bike I remember thinking to myself “gee, i hope i can keep this up.”  And the fact that its October and I still ride about 10 miles a day is surprising even to myself.  Especially because I grew up telling myself and anyone who would listen that I very much disliked riding bikes.  I think we can blame my sister for that though since she took every chance possible to force me into riding with her.  She once made me ride like 30 miles all the way to Ojai.  I was so mad.  Now I would gladly do that! How fun! Anyways, I have figured out that since May I have probably ridden around 880 miles total, and I’m still in love with it.  Here is a view that I pass by every morning at about 7:45 am.  Every morning its different but its always beautiful.

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    • Emilily 2:57 pm on October 17, 2009 Permalink

      Wow, your morning ride is beautiful! On Monday, I will take a picture of my morning commute for you! I am impressed with your bike riding, and I think we have similar bike riding histories – I always thought I did not like riding bikes, until I got my bike, and now I ride it like 4-5 days a week…to the gym, to the grocery store, to the beach, or just around the block. I am pretty sure I haven’t ridden 880 miles though, that seems like a lot.

      Hey! The Sartorialist is going to be in San Francisco next week – maybe you should dress up really euro and ride your bike back and forth in front of the store where he is doing his book signing! He likes chicks with 1) cool hair and 2) on bikes…and if you wear something double-breasted or cuffed at the ankle, you might get lucky!!! That would be so awesome, you would be my hero, even more than you are now!

    • Emilily 8:12 pm on October 18, 2009 Permalink

      It just occurred to me that maybe not everyone reading our blog will know who The Sartorialist is, and that above comment could be misinterpreted. He is a fashion photographer who started a very popular street-style blog, so by “get lucky,” I meant, be photographed for the blog. That’s it.

    • Carmen 9:17 pm on October 19, 2009 Permalink

      I have quite a bit working against me if I wanted to get shot by the sartorialist. And when I say “shot” I mean by a camera, not a gun. First, I’m not a model, secondly, can you believe I don’t own anything double-breasted? And I can’t ride my bike without a helmet which is the opposite of fashionable… so….I don’t think its an option. But it was a good daydream while it lasted!

  • Emilily 9:23 am on October 14, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    Craig’s List fail 

    So, as you probably know, I am selling some furniture, and the only place to really do this is Craig’s List. Yesterday, I sold my couch for $50 more than I paid for it, so I have one success to balance out the fail, below:

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    • Carmen 11:31 am on October 14, 2009 Permalink

      wow, thats awesome. amazing that some people still think these scams can work. I looked up your post on craigslist and had an urge to write you a scam inquiry, except mine would have been funny. Sadly, that joke would have taken too much effort, i’d much rather just tell you about almost doing that joke because really, thats just as funny.

    • olga 6:45 am on October 15, 2009 Permalink

      Here’s a response to Robert:

      Full Name: Ima Fool
      Full Home Address: 1 4 U Nuthouse New York.
      States: how many?
      City: Belevue
      Country: Stumped
      Home Phone: *69
      Cell Phone: your phone number
      Marital Status: Bigamist
      Sex: Andromeda strain
      Age: No country for old men

  • Carmen 4:54 pm on October 13, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Hymenoepimecis argyraphaga 

    I bet you are thinking – wtf?  And I agree. Totally wtf.  I don’t know if you hate spiders as much as I do but I learned something today that really makes me thankful to be the dominant species on the planet (other than viruses).  First I learned about a spider that is vegetarian who has a symbiotic relationship with “fearsome wasp-like ants”!  Then, from that article, I learned about another spider/wasp relationship that is way more horrific.  A wasp called the Hymenoepicsekljfklsdjf whatever – the Hymeno-turn-you-into-a-zombie wasp! AHHHHH!  Listen to this!

    “The adult female wasp temporarily paralyzes the spider and lays an egg on its abdomen. The egg hatches into a larva which sucks the spider’s blood through small holes, while the spider goes on about its normal web building and insect catching behavior for the next one to two weeks. When the larva is ready to pupate, it injects a chemical into the spider, causing it to build a web whose design is completely different from any it has ever made, and then to sit motionless in the middle of this web. The wasp larva then molts, kills the spider with a poison and sucks its body dry before discarding it and building a cocoon that hangs from the middle of the web the spider has just built. The larva pupates inside the cocoon, then emerges to mate and begin the cycle over again.”

    OH MY God, I’m freaking out.  What if these wasps somehow figure out how to do that to humans one day?! Or worse what if the government figures out what kind of chemical the wasps are using and then uses it on us?!  Or what if we do deep space travel eventually and find a planet with giant insects and spiders as the dominant species but then we can’t leave because our spaceship is broken?!  I’m never leaving the house again.

     
    • olga 3:45 am on October 14, 2009 Permalink

      Don’t worry Carmen, humans have been trying for centuries to get silk to come out their behinds, never works. All we get is poop and it is really difficult to spin a web with that stuff.

    • Emilily 9:36 am on October 14, 2009 Permalink

      Oh no. You listened to the RadioLab podcast on parasites, didn’t you?!?! That wasp thing is soooo disgusting. I seriously worried about the same thing, what if those wasps evolve and can lay their eggs in us?!?! Or what if we someday discover some other insect that has a similar toxin that does have an affect on humans, there could be something like this living in the rainforests right now! And what about the one where the fly larva was growing in that guys scalp and he just left it there? I think they should sell purse-sized cans, just like pepper-spray, of nasty parasitical insect and alien repellent.

    • Emilily 10:54 am on October 16, 2009 Permalink

      That wasp-spider thing was so gross, I had to go find another.

      The female wasp of this species, the emerald cockroach wasp or jewel wasp (Ampulex compressa) stings a roach (specificially a Periplaneta americana, Periplaneta australasiae or Nauphoeta rhombifolia) twice, delivering venom into specific ganglia of the roach. She delivers an initial sting to a thoracic ganglion and injects venom to mildly and reversibly paralyze the front legs of the insect. This facilitates the second venomous sting at a carefully chosen spot in the roach’s head ganglia (brain), in the section that controls the escape reflex. As a result of this sting, the roach will first groom extensively, and then become sluggish and fail to show normal escape responses.

      The wasp proceeds to chew off half of each of the roach’s antennae. Researchers believe that the Wasp chews off the antenna to replenish fluids or possibly to regulate the amount of venom because too much could kill and too little would let the victim recover before the larva has grown. The wasp, which is too small to carry the roach, then leads the victim to the wasp’s burrow, by pulling one of the roach’s antennae in a manner similar to a leash. Once they reach the burrow, the wasp lays a white egg, about 2 mm long, on the roach’s abdomen.

      With its escape reflex disabled, the stung roach will simply rest in the burrow as the wasp’s egg hatches after about three days. The hatched larva feeds for 4–5 days on the exterior of the roach, then chews its way into its abdomen. Over a period of eight days, the wasp larva consumes the roach’s internal organs in an order which guarantees that the roach will stay alive, at least until the larva enters the pupal stage and forms a cocoon inside the roach’s body.

      I fully believe that there are people out there right now experimenting with toxins such as these. All we can hope is that they make us to do cool stuff like in Aeon Flux, like construct one of those giant utopian dome cities, or colonize other planets, and none of that gross waspy stuff.

    • Carmen 11:25 am on October 16, 2009 Permalink

      Holy Crap! That is just so wrong! Clearly these wasps need to take an ethics class.

    • jeremy 9:50 pm on March 17, 2012 Permalink

      Ive been seeing these wasps at my house for the last 3 years now. It took me a while to figure out what they were. They look alot like mosquito hawks, and only come out at night. One stung me while driving in my car one night. It felt like an ant bite, not too bad. But it scared the $h*t out of me because it was at night and i didnt know what it was. Theyre originally from Costa Rica from what ive read, but I guess theyve made their way to east texas. Theres quite alot of them on my porch each night. i can see around 20 a night.

  • Carmen 9:39 am on October 12, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    Movie Review of X-Men Origins (with Wolverine) 

    Pretty dumb.  Hugh Jackman has definitely been working out.

     
    • Emilily 10:57 am on October 12, 2009 Permalink

      I agree. Dumb. It is a little better if you turn the volume off, and waaay better if you turn the volume off and just leave it on pause when the screen looks like this…

      x-men-origins-wolverine-02

  • Carmen 2:26 pm on October 9, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Not sure what is up with me today… 

    But all i can do is look at these funny pictures of Stormtroopers and read Emails from Crazy people.  I am getting zero work done but at least I’m eating alot of cookies! High five!

     
    • Emilily 2:38 pm on October 9, 2009 Permalink

      Well, those were friggin’ hilarious. AND, more importantly, I learned the proper spelling of straitjacket.

  • Emilily 4:38 pm on October 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    “you’re irreplaceable” is a nice compliment, but not to be taken literally 

    I spent the morning reviewing résumés for the Controller position I will soon be vacating. The job has been on Craig’s List for just over a week, and there are 114 applications so far – from ex-CFO/CEOs, VPs of Finance, stock analysts and day traders, investment bankers, Ivy league and MBA graduates, mortgage brokers, entrepreneurs, a truckload of real estate agents, and one earth-mover.

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    • Carmen 10:55 pm on October 8, 2009 Permalink

      Wow. I’m familiar with this uncomfortable position and mainly I find it pretty entertaining. I don’t have the same kind of dedication as you do and also realized the limitations that were already in place – like, yeah right, good luck trying to find someone better than you at doing your job. Its pretty much impossible. Sorry to burst your bubble on that.
      What I am most intrigued by is this use of punctuation/
      Whats that about? I have not gotten the memo that a backslash is now a period. Is that a secret code for something? Hold on, let me google it….
      Ok, I think its some sort of programming thing, I found this:
      “it has an easy mnuemonic: If a back slash means concatenate the next line onto this one then forward slash means force the line break here.”
      And I’m assuming you are wondering what concatenate means:
      without getting all complicated, it means “linked together”. So I think what these nerds are trying to tell you is that they are wicked smahhht. Too smart for their own good. When you tell them that they didn’t get the position (or even an interview) tell them to use a period next time.

  • Emilily 10:52 am on October 1, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    Joshua Tree 

    I’m going camping this weekend at Joshua Tree National Park. I have never been, so I am really looking forward to it! (I’ve done some cooking in preparation, which will be the topic of my next two posts!)

    Here are some random facts about Joshua Tree:

    joshua tree

    The rock formations of Joshua Tree National Park were formed 100 million years ago from the cooling of magma beneath the surface.

    Humans have occupied the area around the park for over 5,000 years.

    Known as the park namesake, the Joshua tree, Yucca brevifolia, is a giant member of the lily family.

    The band U2 named their fifth album after the park, as a nod to both the wide-open spaces of America that produced the county and blues music they borrow liberally from, and their antipathy towards American foreign policy,  a prevalent theme underlying many of the tracks on the album.

    I think it is kind of cool to give a tree a human name, but the story of how the Joshua Tree came to be called Joshua is surprisingly unexciting, and actually a little lame. From the National Park website: According to legend, Mormon pioneers considered the limbs of the Joshua trees to resemble the upstretched arms of Joshua leading them to the promised land.

    On the other hand, I do like the story of how the local town of Twentynine Palms was named: Legend holds that the Serrano Indians came to the Oasis of Mara because a medicine man told them it was a good place to live and that they would have many boy babies. The medicine man instructed them to plant a palm tree each time a boy was born. In the first year, the Serrano planted 29 palm trees at the oasis.

     
  • Emilily 2:35 pm on September 29, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    stupidity in government and advertising 

    This is kind of a lame post, but I’ve been slacking on my posts lately, and just thought I’d share whatever pointless information was on my mind at the moment.

    I don’t know if you are familiar with the advertising methods of Hulu, the online TV portal, but basically, they show little 30-second adverts, from one sponsor, two to three times during each episode. Their recent sponsor is Latisse, the prescription eyelash-growing treatment. Now, I am a sucker for anything that claims to make your eyelashes grow – I once paid someone $200 to individually glue fake eyelashes to each of my real eyelashes, and did not regret it for a minute – but I have two complaints about this product. First, they claim their product is for the treatment of “inadequate or not enough lashes.” Inadequate or not enough? Aren’t those the same thing? The redundancy bothers me – either their ad copy is written by an idiot, or they really are targeting two audiences: people who know what inadequate means, and stupid people who just don’t have enough lashes. Whichever it is, I’m annoyed, and if there’s one thing that will stop me from buying your product, it’s being annoyed by your marketing. The other thing that will stop me from buying a product is when the fine print side-effects are horrifying. They claim “Latisse may result in increased brown iris pigmentation, which is most likely permanent.” This intrigued me, so I did some internet research, and found that it literally means, for like 12-18% of the blue eyed people who underwent the clinical trials, it turned their blue eyes brown, forever. I’m sorry, but eye color is determined genetically, and the fact that this product alters that, and they are not even sure if it is reversible or not, makes me suspect they really have no clue what this product is doing to the parts of your face that are not eyelash.

    Update (after checking the website for a thumbnail image to accompany this post): I take that above statement back – they do have a clue, because the pigmentation warning is followed by “There is a potential for hair growth to occur in areas where Latisse solution comes in repeated contact with skin surfaces.” Hmmm, freaky. I think I’ll pass.

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    I’ve been reading, and digging, the Discovery On website, and found this choice quote in the article on the geoglyphs discovered in Kazakhstan: “Recently the Kazakhstan Government toyed with the idea of creating a UFO landing field and an alien embassy.” I re-read this a couple times, and there was nothing indicating they were kidding. Heck, why not?

     
    • Carmen 3:20 pm on September 29, 2009 Permalink

      wow, good post! and WHAT?! they can permanently change blue eyes to brown?!?! And the reason is – let me see if i have this right – because your iris is growing hair on it? Also, I think some don’t have enough lashes and other people have enough but they are too thin (or something) to have real impact, thus, inadequate. Maybe that clears up the redundancy quandary you are having.

      I’m liking the Discovery On too, its kind of like Scientific American (which I love) but more tailored to my short attention span. I wonder if the people who “discovered” the geoglyphs thought about the possibility that these were just trails for goats and sheep?

    • Olga 6:50 am on September 30, 2009 Permalink

      So many things come to mind as I read your post Emily. 1. Are we going to be seeing an abundance of middle-age men with brown eyes in the future? I would think that the baldies of the world would be buying this product up in mass quantities and rubbing it all over their shiny lil’ heads. 2. What did the first few (girls?) think when their nice blue eyes started turning to Mayblline dark lash #21? 3. What will the rest of us think about brown-eyed-girls in the future? Maybe she was born with it… maybe she’s Latisse? 4. And here’s a tip for all you gangsters and fugitives out there, are your eyes blue on your wanted poster? Whallha! Insta-brown will save you from the FBI! So many possibilities, so little time.

      P.S. Speaking of genetic tom-foolery, I think that hair color is in a similar category. I was once (genetically) a brunette, now I’m L’oreal # 9A-bL

    • Carmen 10:08 am on September 30, 2009 Permalink

      I think we should all buy stocks in Latisse.

    • Emilily 10:47 am on September 30, 2009 Permalink

      That’s a really good idea!
      I think we should also try growing our own mustaches.
      (ok, kidding about that last one.)

  • Carmen 4:10 pm on September 26, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Thank you for your assistance in promoting my girlish endeavors… 

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    I got the package!  As soon as I opened the box my whole house started smelling like  a floral perfumery factory.  I had to quarantine it all in the bathroom lest my olfactory senses start freaking out.  Its all so lovely Emily, thank you.  So far I have used the Curly shampoo – very rejuvenating! And I used the turqoise soap and then i accidentally used the conditioner as soap – works good!

     
  • Carmen 10:25 am on September 25, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    last night… 

    So I was all dressed up ready to go to a dinner party with a “french peasant” theme.  Here was my outfit: basque

    Strangely it didn’t go over so well.  Apparently people are not familiar with the French Basque Peasants and their traditional “basque-horn” head-dress.  Who knew! Needless to say it was a little embarrassing to walk in and realize that only the food was supposed to be french peasant themed.  Luckily I travel with an extra outfit at all times for just such an occasion!

    I met some lovely people and ate alot of good food.  Max made seafood bouillabaisse, which is one of my favorite dishes in all the world.  Everyone there made delicious food and it was hosted by the guy in rabbit hat and cigarette looking pensive.

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    And at the end of the night we took some portrait shots.  My brain is not working so good today so I’m just going to post these pictures and go get a glass of water.

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    Our generous host, Mr. Scott012

     
    • Emilily 11:39 am on September 25, 2009 Permalink

      Well, I can see your confusion – people really ought to specify if a dinner party theme is meant to be dress-up, or just inspire the menu. I guess we were going in the right direction with the french fry outfit after all, although I fail to see how a basque head-horn would not be a welcome addition to any dinner party, themed or not.

      Also, when I saw you in the bunny hat, I though, oh, how convenient, it’s both a pet and a costume change!

  • Carmen 4:11 pm on September 23, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    Nerd alert… 

    I’m sharing your love for Wired Magazine today with their “Stunning Views of Glaciers from Space” (!)  I love looking at these pictures and just imagining the millions of years of time and information that locked in that ice.glacier

    Just perusing Wired’s list of Recent Articles is like finding a treasure trove of information.  So, I think you are right, we should get a subscription.

    Here is a list of some articles just to entice you:

    “Freaky new Ghostshark ID’d Off California Coast”

    “One Million Spiders make Golden Silk for Rare Cloth”

    “Details of Galactic Core Revealed in X-Rays”

    Ok, thats enough.

    Here’s something else nerdy that I thought you would like.  This article about our brain’s “dark network“.  Apparently, our brain is constantly traveling back and forth in time visiting our past and our future except when we have a task at hand and then the time traveling chatter falls silent so we can concentrate. Weird.

     
    • Emilily 6:01 pm on September 23, 2009 Permalink

      I am on it! I love Wired. Except it is going to have to be sent to your house for now, and then perhaps you can send them to me after you’ve read them. But consider it done!

      Those glacier pictures are amazing! Seeing them is the closest we will ever get to seeing time freeze (I think, unless we learn to time travel, in which case it follows we will also learn to time stop, too…and I bet there’s a Wired article on that somewhere.) What strikes me the most is that, except for the brown land and the blue water, they are almost completely colorless, like in the hundreds of square miles between the ice and the sky, there is nothing to disrupt the purity of light and shadows. Beautiful.

      We must have been on the same page today, because I was looking at these images earlier. They’re high-megapixel panoramic views taken with cameras mounted on robotic arms at the tops of redwood trees. (From the image on that link, you can zoom in and pan across the horizon.) The excerpt for the image says: “This is a 360 degree panorama from atop the largest (not tallest) tree in Humboldt Redwoods State Park. This is the world’s tallest forest, containing over 100 of the 150 known trees on Earth over 350 feet.”

  • Emilily 7:23 pm on September 22, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    constructive criticism 

    Alternate post title: Why everyone needs an ex-boyfriend

    Emily: So I’m experimenting with this new ‘do and testing the lower limits of hair maintenance.
    Dylan: Huh, is that what happened?
    Emily: Yes. I towel-dried it for about 5 seconds before I left the house this morning. This is the absolute minimum amount of effort one could put into their hair. I’m not sure if it is working for me.
    Dylan: [long pause] I think the key is to make it look intentional. You don’t want it to look like you passed out on your face and someone shaved the back of your head.

     
    • Carmen 10:26 am on September 23, 2009 Permalink

      lucky me – my boyfriend (not an ex) says that kind of thing to me all the time!

  • Carmen 12:01 pm on September 21, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    what i did last weekend… 

    Well I know what you did all weekend thanks to all your drunk dials and calls from the security guy at the concert where you lost your purse (thanks mr. dj!), I’m quite sure you had some kind of fun!  Here is what I was doing on Saturday:

    webforma.fence

    Check out Arena’s fencing tournament!  The first one is her “ready” stance – she’s very cool.  She’s like – You don’t even phase me little man, I will take you down and not even break a sweat.  The next one is her fabulous form going in for the kill. Check out that lunge!  And the third is her just toying with her opponent.  I’ve never seen a fencing tournament before and I have to say, I am sold.  I’m signing up for lessons tomorrow – no joke.

     
    • Emilily 1:09 pm on September 21, 2009 Permalink

      Right. Yes. I did lose my purse, or more precisely, left it with with Danny & Amy, who mysteriously got up and left it behind in the chair. The security guy called Dylan, who is my “in case of emergency” number, who then called Molly, Dylan’s new girlfriend, who I was watching the Ben Harper set with. End result – I got my purse back, $40 lighter, courtesy of some guy named Truth who claims he went to high school with you. It was quite the night.

      Arena’s fencing tournament looks awesome! And she looks tall – is she taller than Tuesday?! Ashley and I took fencing lessons for a while when we were kids, and it was fun. Great leg work-out, too!

    • Carmen 1:16 pm on September 21, 2009 Permalink

      Everybody claims they went to high school with me. I’m super famous.

    • Kirk von Rohr 10:59 am on September 22, 2009 Permalink

      Serious lung. Awesome! looks like the fencing strip is on the set of America Gladiators. hope to see you tonight.

  • Emilily 2:46 pm on September 19, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    add this to the list of things they did not warn me about in school 

    filingI think I had some sort of co-ed faux-progressive home economics class in high school, but I don’t remember learning anything useful in there. They certainly didn’t tell me about all the paperwork. And this seems like a serious omission, because being an adult requires a TON of paperwork. I am pretty sure, even if I were to do nothing productive with my life, I would still be generating a paper trail. Forms, records, receipts, contracts, warranties, rebates, policies, statements, transcripts…for crying out loud, we have more words for paperwork than eskimos have for snow! And as tempting as it may be to stuff it all in a shoebox and toss it under the bed (the metaphorical shoe box of course, because if all you have fits in a shoebox, you’re probably not old enough to be wearing shoes) or to simply lose it along the way, this is not really the wise or responsible thing to do. Someday you might need it. Someday, they might show up on your doorstep asking for documentation. Proof of life, of the right to exist, your claim on your identity – in alphabetical order please. And so, I spent the morning filing.

    What are you doing?

     
  • Carmen 9:48 pm on September 16, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    A place I don’t like… 

    Jury Duty.  I took these awesome pictures at jury duty last week and I wanted to share them with you.

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    Now, if you can’t tell what these are at first let me explain it.  The first one is of the seats that they have in the main jury assembly room.  This room can fit about 200 people in it and smells like urine.  Now, I don’t know what happened in these chairs to make them off limits.  Perhaps this is the scene of a homicide, which I wouldn’t be surprised by because jury duty is just that fun it makes you want to kill people, thus perpetuating the need for juries – how conveeeenient.  The second picture is of the clock on the wall with a post-it that says “wrong time”.  Really?  This is just baffling.  So many questions.  I mean, how many thought process steps do you need to go through to put this post-it on the clock and still think this is an appropriate way to handle this kind of technical malfunction.  But I would have to agree – I was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

    In addition to the lovely gems above I was also forced to watch a video on “Why we have jury duty”.  Maybe you’ve seen it?  It has regular people saying that being on a jury was one of the best experiences of their life and how much they loved it.  I bet.  There was one guy in particular who said – and i quote, “If I was in that position I would definitely want a jury of my peers to decide what should happen.”  I was kind of floored when I heard that.  Mainly because I REALLY do not want my fate decided by members of the general public.  I only trust robots.  They should replace all juries with computers, thats my position.

     
    • Emilily 9:25 am on September 17, 2009 Permalink

      Huh, I am surprised the person who put that note up on the clock didn’t think to just write the correct time on the post-it, obviously, that would have solved the whole problem.

    • Carmen 9:31 am on September 17, 2009 Permalink

      And then change the post-it every minute, that would be funny in a mel brooks kind of way.

    • Emilily 9:32 am on September 17, 2009 Permalink

      Oh, and the chairs! I like how the caution tape covers the chair in the back, and only half of the chair in front, like it is still safe if you maybe sit on the very edge. I am sure whatever bio-hazard they’re protecting you from there knows to stay behind the yellow line. Although this does give me a great idea – wouldn’t it be fun to have your very own roll of caution tape? You could block off certain areas, or things, in public places, then hide somewhere with a camera and record the results. Like you could have two tables set up in a park – one with cookies and one with milk, and you could caution-tape off just the area around the milk, and then see who risks life and limb to reach over the tape for a glass of milk. (I suppose it would also be interesting to see who eats cookies off a table at the park.) It could be performance art, or a social experiment, or both! Now that I think about it, it almost seems like too good of an idea – either it’s been done before, or it’s illegal.

    • Emilily 9:33 am on September 17, 2009 Permalink

      Oh yeah, or just have a bunch of post-its with the time written on them and then scratched out and a new time written under it.

      What really baffles me is the person who put up that note probably did not see the comedic situation they were creating. Did they get the absurdity of it, or were they really just trying to be helpful? Either way, thank god for people like that, doing their part to unwittingly make the world a more entertaining place.

    • Carmen 9:38 am on September 17, 2009 Permalink

      Lucky for you they sell caution tape at Home Depot! You better get on it!

    • Emilily 9:49 am on September 17, 2009 Permalink

      Wow, really? I just goggled “fun with caution tape” and all I came up with was how to make a caution tape headband, so this could be an untapped opportunity…

  • Emilily 10:32 am on September 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Go team Mom! 

    I just wanted to say how awesome it is that you are both posting comments for us.

     
  • Carmen 4:29 pm on September 4, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    My heritage… 

    The Cafe in L.A.

    I just received this picture from my family’s geneologist.  I guess my family (quite a few generations ago) bought a bar and cafe when they moved to California from Colorado.  Behind the bar is my great great great Aunt Catherine.  Pretty nice eh?

     
    • Stella 9:45 am on September 5, 2009 Permalink

      Carmen, nice photo. Where was the bar? Now Emily needs to post a photo of her ancestors, farther back then those funny-looking parents of hers!

  • Carmen 6:50 pm on August 31, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    ??? 

    When do you get back from New Orleans?!! geez! I can’t blog without you!

     
    • Emilily 10:36 am on September 1, 2009 Permalink

      Hi! I’m back! We were without internet at our hotel, it was really annoying. Can you believe – five days without checking Haute Look or Gilt Groupe?! How will I know what the people who buy clothes I can’t afford are wearing?

      Before I get back to work, some highlights from New Orleans.

      Seeing the swamp (bayou?) from the plane on the way in was breathtaking. It is so huge and flat. It is like the opposite of flying into Humboldt and seeing the redwood forest, but it gives you the same sense of our relative puniness compared to nature. Like Northern California, you get the feeling that nature is still putting up a good fight; and that was especially heightened by the fact that Saturday was the anniversary of the levees breaking during Katrina.

      After the swamp, second impression of New Orleans – the airport smelled like bacon. Or maybe ham. Or maybe ham wrapped in bacon…either way, the food was fantastic. Muffalettas, beignets, pralines, fried oysters…the jury is still out on the fried pickles, they have kind of a weird texture. We went to (Emeril’s) NOLA on Saturday night and I had the short ribs – one of the best meals I have had in a very very long time.

      Skipping the five days in between, final impression of New Orleans…hangover. We had a plan Sunday night to go see a movie, then chill by the hotel pool, but instead ended up on some sort of thrift store & bloody mary tour of Magazine street, where we met some locals at a bar who invited us to another bar called the Rusty Nail to see a rockabilly band. Our cab driver could not even find the place, but it was well worth it, the music was awesome, sort of Tom Waits goes hillbilly. Around 11pm, the thunderstorms that had been predicted for the weekend hit, and all of a sudden the bar door flies open and there is rainwater moving horizontally across the room! The two girls closest to the door tried to slam it shut, and their body weight alone was barely enough. No one seemed phased by the thunder and lightening outside, and the band didn’t stop playing. The ceiling started leaking, and the bartender walked around putting buckets on the floor and pouring everyone Wild Turkey shots. I might have been a tiny bit drunk by that time, but still, it was so awesome!

      I got back late last night, with all my luggage intact and accounted for, so overall, a successful trip. I’ll try and post some of my pictures tonight!

    • Carmen 10:56 am on September 1, 2009 Permalink

      Holy crap, that sounds amazing. Glad you’re back!

    • Emilily 11:02 am on September 1, 2009 Permalink

      Me too. I missed the blog (okay, that means I really missed chatting with you!)

      How was your weekend?

      p.s. The embosser hasn’t arrived yet, but I will finish the banner this weekend. I might have said that before, but this time it is for real…

      p.p.s. I am listening to the Stuff You Should Know podcast right now!

  • Carmen 9:51 pm on August 26, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    kayak angst… 

    So I’ve been listening to a podcast that I think you will really like.  Its called Stuff You Should Know and its a branch off of the website HowStuffWorks.  It has all of the requirements needed for our kind of entertainment.  It has two funny guys talking to each other and these two guys talk about obscure topics and get really in depth… I think those are the only requirements so far.  I’ve learned so much since I started listening to them.  For example: Toxoplasmosis, Whale Sharks, Brownfields, Body Dymorphia, Parasites and the list goes on!  I’m sure you looked at each one of those words and got a little excited about what you could be learning about in the near future right?!  Thats what I thought.  And as a teaser check out their blog and learn about kayak angst… fascinating!

     
    • Emilily 7:55 am on August 28, 2009 Permalink

      Whoa! I did not know there was an official term for it, but I totally have kayak angst! Is that where you are afraid to get in a kayak because it will undoubtedly tip over and you will be stuck and drown trapped underneath? I have that. We took kayak lessons on the Trinity river with my family when I was a kid and I faked sick almost the whole time.

      I will definitely check out that podcast, I need to learn some more stuff.

      I put the WP app on my phone, but something has to be changed in the admin settings before it gives me access. (you might have to accept this reply also…) Anyways, we’re off to find some coffee and then hit the gym for a bit, then we’re going to Jackson Square to sight see…there are so many great things to post about here, but I’ll pick one this afternoon!

    • Carmen 8:36 am on August 29, 2009 Permalink

      Ok, so kayak angst is NOT where you are afraid to get in a kayak for fear it will tip over, but I can see where you could come to that conclusion without having read the StuffYouShouldKnow blog. Kayak angst is where you are afraid to go fishing for days on end in the endless waters of Alaska in a kayak with no reference point because you’ll end up going in large circles, falling asleep, waking up not knowing where you are and continue going in circles until the end of time! Hows that for a run-on sentence! Yeah!

  • Emilily 7:26 pm on August 21, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    One more before I go 

    I am usually of the completely irrational and blindly loyal school of Apple Can Do No Wrong. Consistent with this belief, I am sure they had a perfectly good reason for making a GLASS phone.

    oh damn.

    oh damn.

     
    • Emilily 9:35 am on August 25, 2009 Permalink

      So I went to the Apple store yesterday to see about replacing my phone. It costs $199 to replace the screen OR buy a new phone. Seriously, do they really expect me to believe that screen is the most valuable thing on the phone? Or, could it be, it is the most expensive because it is the most breakable?! I really want to love Apple unconditionally, but they’re kind of being an asshole right now. It’s like we’re dating.

      I am considering spending another $100 and upgrading to the 32GB 3GS. Boy, that’ll really stick it to ‘em.

  • Emilily 2:12 pm on August 18, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    Embossers and doctors, apparently 

    So, in being the responsible owner of a human body that I am, I called my dermatologist the other day to make an appointment to have this face rash checked out. The message they had playing while I was on hold said “For your convenience, we are open from 10:00 am to 5:00 pm Monday through Thursday, and 9:00 a.m. to 12:00 p.m. on Friday.” Really?! How on earth are those hours for my convenience? That barely even qualifies as being open. Although, considering they did not have any appointments available until the end of September, perhaps they have a different standard of my convenience than I do. Needless to say, I made an appointment, then canceled it when my face rash went away.

    I don’t know whose fault this is, but it seems to me that unless whatever illness you have qualifies as an emergency, in which case there are the Urgent Care clinics, or a condition that is so chronic you will still be suffering from it 6-8 weeks from now, there is pretty much zero chance that your ailment and your health care provider will ever meet.

     
    • Carmen 9:18 am on August 19, 2009 Permalink

      I’m just glad your face rash is gone!

  • Carmen 7:34 pm on August 17, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Ohh my gosh… 

    Ok ok, so I was up in the mountains – in the boonies really, nothing works quite right up there…including my legs which are very sore from a major hike and my shoulders from kayaking down the river but I’m back now!  I feel good!  It feels good to be back to my lovely house!  I walked through the front door to find the floor covered in sawdust and some beautiful shelves being built.  Its a pretty sweet homecoming – geez I’ve only been gone for like 3 or 4 days!  Its like I’ve been gone for months! Stop freaking out!  Anyways, here is a picture of a wonderful swimming hole…

    So Tuesday is actually in this picture if you can find her (hint! she is on top of the rock!)

    So Tuesday is actually in this picture if you can find her (hint! she is on top of the rock!)

    So refreshing!

    So refreshing!

    Here is Tuesday!

    Here is Tuesday!

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    And also, my uncle became a dad to some chickens, don’t ask me how that happened but they sure are cute!

    white-chicken

    Modelling

    I like how this one is looking up towards the sky asking 'What does it all mean?'

    I like how this one is looking up towards the sky asking 'What does it all mean?'

    He's like "stop looking at me!"

    He's like "stop looking at me!"

     
    • Emilily 2:17 pm on August 18, 2009 Permalink

      It looks so beautiful up there! I can just imagine what that water feels like right now…ahhhh. Also, chickens are awesome, they’re photogenic and tasty…what else can you ask for?

  • Emilily 3:03 pm on August 17, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    Making mail fun again! 

    From this day forward, Netflix will now be referred to as Send Me My Battelstar Galactica Now Please Thank You.

    (Where are you?!?! My posts are becomming progressively more random and less relevant the longer you are unplugged…)

     
  • Emilily 2:38 pm on August 17, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    Somewhat funny 

    The Daily Galaxy has a lot of good stuff today, but I thought this video was one you probably shouldn’t miss. They’re getting points here for being funny, not clever – Microsoft, Google, Apple, etc., are all obvious targets for this sort of Orwellian vision of the future.  And while I definitely see the scary potential, I have to say, some of that stuff looks pretty cool, and it certainly isn’t going to just invent itself. At some point, we’re going to have to decide between kick-ass gadgets and low-tech privacy. (My office PC can access my Mac, and my Mac can locate my iPhone, and my iPhone can locate my car, so I think I’ve made my choice…)

    The future

     
  • Emilily 9:52 am on August 17, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    Some reviews 

    This post was originally intended to review two magazine spreads, but I wanted to start by saying I am slightly disappointed with Gilt Fuse. From what I can tell, the only difference between Gilt and Gilt Fuse, is that in the latter, the models are all posed like idiots. I think they were going for “edgy and playful” but I’m sorry, an adult (late 20′s even?) model wearing Juicy Couture, blowing a bubble, and yanking on her thigh-high stockings like a schoolgirl in a Brittany Spears video looks like an idiot to me. Ok, moving on.

    The pictures below are from a Wired magazine article on Somali piracy. While the content of the article was compelling and well-researched (it was very similar to the ongoing NPR coverage of the same events) it was the unique layout that really grabbed me. I especially liked the little facts boxes and graphs scattered amongst the illustrations – a great example of print media effectively borrowing design elements from the web world.

    Wired Pirate article 01Wired Pirate article 02
    friggin horizontal line
    This next review is less about a particular article and more about the apparent laziness of a few fashion photographers and magazine editors. All of these ads appeared in the first half (the prime half) of my August issues of Elle and Lucky. I find it incredibly hard to believe that they have run out of creative things to do with fashion models, and all they are left with is to just line them up in front of the camera and say “cheese.”

    mag spread 02mag spread 01

     
    • Carmen 11:22 am on August 18, 2009 Permalink

      well, first off, Wired is so pretty. Well done Michael Doret! Lets get a subscription to this magazine. Secondly – i know! Gilt Fuse has been dissappointing thus far. I have not given up on it yet, but they better entice me soon because my list of sites to check is long and is ripe for the clipping. Thirdly and Finally, I think that the lack of creativity on the part of photographers has alot to do with the caliber of magazine. Not to say that Elle and Lucky aren’t great but on the spectrum of magazines they kind of fall into the mediocre category. If you want to be really inspired by the photographers I think you will need to upgrade to Vogue Italia or some other such magazine that I can’t think of right now. I will shop around for something!

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