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Saw this in the window the other night, not sure what to make of it. Trying to figure out how to insert a joke about the Second Amendment but I’m not sure anyone would get it. Any suggestions?

Saw this in the window the other night, not sure what to make of it. Trying to figure out how to insert a joke about the Second Amendment but I’m not sure anyone would get it. Any suggestions?

Emilily 1:12 pm on November 11, 2009 Permalink
How about…
Nordstrom’s celebrates the much anticipated update to the second amendment, providing for “the right to bear arms, and an alligator ass”
Emilily 1:25 pm on November 11, 2009 Permalink
Ok, it’s been like 13 minutes and I still haven’t gotten an LOL. I was making a pun. BEAR as in Grizzly, and ARMS as in limbs…(pause)*…I’ll try harder next time.
*I often think the funniest part of puns is afterwards, in that awkward pause that occurs between the teller having to explain their pun and then apologizing for making it in the first place.
Carmen 2:17 pm on November 11, 2009 Permalink
Oh, I’m sorry i’m late on my laugh, i had to eat lunch! (i refuse to say LOL) I get your pun man, but thank you for explaining it anyways for all our lazy readers who don’t feel like looking up the second amendment. Good job!
Olga 4:00 am on November 12, 2009 Permalink
In these stressful economically woeful times I’m so glad to see that the retailers understand and will help us by selling us our fur coats in sections. Next week they will have just the bodice for sell?