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  • Emilily 1:40 pm on November 11, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    viral cake 

    whole cakeSo, I probably mentioned to you that a few weeks ago I contracted a nasty computer virus while looking up a recipe online. I don’t know if I mentioned what kind of recipe I was looking up, but it was a rainbow cake, and for future reference, if you are ever thinking of looking for a rainbow cake recipe, don’t try to link to the site that says “Nazi Rainbow Cake”, even if you’re like “what the heck is a Nazi Rainbow? I just have to check out this nonsense...” Anyways, there’s no need to hunt down a recipe for rainbow cake, all you need is two boxes of Betty Crocker yellow cake mix and an ungodly amount of food coloring. I know, you don’t have to tell me, yellow is not a flavor, and food coloring is not food. But this cake is not about the toxic sickly-sweet sponge that you end up with, it is about the gorgeous, amazing, never-before-seen-in-nature colors!

    red orange yellowthe first cutcake cut

     
    • Carmen 2:18 pm on November 11, 2009 Permalink

      oooh pretty! pretty cancerous!

    • Olga 3:52 am on November 12, 2009 Permalink

      Sometimes a rainbow is just a rainbow? That is some cake Emilily! So when you say a lot of food coloring… how much exactly.. say for instance does it take to make the purple? 1/2 gallon of red and half quart blue?

    • Emilily 4:05 pm on November 12, 2009 Permalink

      Yes, I too thought a rainbow was just a rainbow, but when I gave the remainder of the cake to Dylan to take into his office, he sent back this picture and a message from the tool makers at his work: Dylan, we enjoyed the cake. Please tell your boyfriend thank you.

      viral cake

    • Carmen 2:55 pm on November 16, 2009 Permalink

      hhaaaaaahahhh!

  • Carmen 1:06 pm on November 11, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Saw this in the window the other night, not sure what to make of it.  Trying to figure out how to insert a joke about the Second Amendment but I’m not sure anyone would get it.  Any suggestions?

    bear arms

     
    • Emilily 1:12 pm on November 11, 2009 Permalink

      How about…
      Nordstrom’s celebrates the much anticipated update to the second amendment, providing for “the right to bear arms, and an alligator ass”

    • Emilily 1:25 pm on November 11, 2009 Permalink

      Ok, it’s been like 13 minutes and I still haven’t gotten an LOL. I was making a pun. BEAR as in Grizzly, and ARMS as in limbs…(pause)*…I’ll try harder next time.

      *I often think the funniest part of puns is afterwards, in that awkward pause that occurs between the teller having to explain their pun and then apologizing for making it in the first place.

    • Carmen 2:17 pm on November 11, 2009 Permalink

      Oh, I’m sorry i’m late on my laugh, i had to eat lunch! (i refuse to say LOL) I get your pun man, but thank you for explaining it anyways for all our lazy readers who don’t feel like looking up the second amendment. Good job!

    • Olga 4:00 am on November 12, 2009 Permalink

      In these stressful economically woeful times I’m so glad to see that the retailers understand and will help us by selling us our fur coats in sections. Next week they will have just the bodice for sell?

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