…here’s a conversation* I had with Dylan last night as we were sitting on the couch watching TV and Mick was sitting on Dylan’s leg trying to eat his blanket:

*I’m using the term conversation loosely

E: Hey, remember when we lived together and I always wanted a cat?
D: [silence]
E: And now here I am, living with you, and I have a cat.
D: [silence]
E: Do you think it will be funny, having me live here?
D: [silence]
E: Aw, look, how cute, Mick is grooming your ankle.
D: Define funny.