constructive criticism
Alternate post title: Why everyone needs an ex-boyfriend
Emily: So I’m experimenting with this new ‘do and testing the lower limits of hair maintenance.
Dylan: Huh, is that what happened?
Emily: Yes. I towel-dried it for about 5 seconds before I left the house this morning. This is the absolute minimum amount of effort one could put into their hair. I’m not sure if it is working for me.
Dylan: [long pause] I think the key is to make it look intentional. You don’t want it to look like you passed out on your face and someone shaved the back of your head.

Carmen 10:26 am on September 23, 2009 Permalink
lucky me – my boyfriend (not an ex) says that kind of thing to me all the time!